Dear Sun,
Although I do appreciate the "somewhat" tan that I am acquiring from you...the lobster color, blistering mess you left on my back is greatly frowned upon. I'm sure there are plenty of other ways that you could be spending your time. How about we use your lovely rays on the plants or solar panels? Huh?
Now don't get me wrong...I LOVE you...I just don't LOVE the horrific sight you turned me into. So please stop frying me and we can forget this ever happened. I would love to live my life free of Melanoma. :D
Thanks a bunch!
~Lex
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